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"I think like, Nikki's hair, like you know like, looks totally like fabulous and I like told my stylist like that was the look I wanted next. And she's so lucky because Curt is totally hot!"
~ Lindsay Lohan |
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"I had no idea when I invented the Internet that it would lead to such things. Tipper even said she saw me smile the other night!"
~ Al Gore |
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"Chris can come and visit Wisteria Lane anytime he wants!"
~ The Desperate Housewives |
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"Del, I am your father......"
~ Darth Vader |
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"Katie we hope our baby grows up to be as beautiful as Hannah and if you need any help with names for the new baby just give us a call."
~ Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie |
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"These people are crazy. And you don't know crazy the way I know crazy."
~ Tom Cruise |
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"Thanks a lot Robin for scheduling your trip the same week as my final show. That cost me millions of viewers!"
~ Katie Couric |
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"Actually, I don't find any of this to be funny at all. Indecent gestures? Very un-Disney like. It's rubbish if you ask me."
~ Simon Cowell |
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"Emily rocks."
~ Johnny Depp |
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"This could have been really great if someone would have called me first. I could have had a whole camera crew follow them 24/7 and record every moment. I heard this guy Mush was in charge?? Well Mush....
YOU'RE FIRED!"
~ Donald Trump |
